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  1. Otis

    No tickets yet

    Good luck all those still without.
  2. Otis

    Lego Ricoh Arena Model (Or something?)

    What's confusing you, petal? ;) It's a Lego stadium. If Wasps therefore left would they take the stadium with them. It was just a joke on that being the stadium and that being an aerial view of the stadium, rather than a photo of a model of the stadium
  3. Otis

    Wembley Tickets

    Yay!!! Arrived. i also just found out for the first time in my life what sperm tastes like.
  4. Otis

    Wembley Tickets

    I'd give her a go, but won't the walking frame get in the way a bit?
  5. Otis

    Wembley Tickets

    Postie's just turned the corner into my street. Trying to attract his attention by waving a feather boa from the bedroom window. Mrs. Deakins at number 6 just winked and started to spray some perfume behind her ears. Not sure if she's waiting on Wembley tickets too or she thinks I'm 'up for...
  6. Otis

    Lego Ricoh Arena Model (Or something?)

    Didn't you ever wonder how they built it so quick?
  7. Otis

    Lego Ricoh Arena Model (Or something?)

    .... but that they will take the stadium with them? Secret leaked document from the boardroom.
  8. Otis

    The Horne Section Television Programme

    Yeah, weird describes it well. What's the story with that La Gateau guy? Was waiting for the joke and it didn't happen.
  9. Otis

    Jonathan forte

    Ceartainly wouldn't be top of my list for sure.
  10. Otis

    Wembley Tickets

  11. Otis

    Wembley Tickets

    I wasn't bloody hooked, you numpty. I was hooked line and sinker.
  12. Otis

    Wembley Tickets

    How could they they upgrade a whole block to hospitality though? Surely they haven't got the space or resources to enable that have they?
  13. Otis

    Wembley Tickets

    Seriously? Or are you on the wind-up?
  14. Otis

    The World Cup Thread

    I was happy with the inclusion of Welbeck. He's done well for England in the past and I would prefer him to Vardy to partner Kane.
  15. Otis

    Wembley Tickets

    And that's the exact image i want to see imprinted on the postie's face so he stops dead in his tracks.
  16. Otis

    The World Cup Thread

    I would say Wilshere was playing well. He appeared 38 times for Arsenal this last season.
  17. Otis

    Wembley Tickets

  18. Otis

    Wembley Tickets

    Get to the back of the queue. I'm standing by the window in suspenders with a bouquet of flowers and some chocolates. When he stops and stares I am going to leap out and rummage through his bag.
  19. Otis

    The World Cup Thread

    I do think he's made mistakes with the squad, but we do still have some good players there. It's not just Kane. Alli is a very good player and we have some talent in Rashford, Walker and Rose. I do think we should have taken Wilshere though. I think that's a big error on the manager's part.
  20. Otis

    Allez Allez Allez chant for Wembley?

    Can someone please post up the words to the Biamou Music Man song. I keep forgetting them. I know it starts 'Bia, Bia, Biamou,' but then I get a bit lost with it.
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