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David Lloyd tells a funny story involving the Sri Lankan cricket teams long surnames and a bat signing session.

Lawford Army on manoeuvres

Waking up on a Saturday with a 150 mile round trip for sons football game against top of the league, then listening to City on the radio, then sons away game tomorrow against top of the league..... I feel a winless weekend is on the cards☹️

Not heard it yet, I'll get it over the weekend, thanks

Can relate to this......Wear any shitty old clothes/ work clothes or trainers and nothing. Any decent clobber then you gonna get spillages and stains left, right, and centre?

Cassius 1999

Saw a woman at tesco stop in the doorway and empty her shopping trolley into one of those pull along trolleys right in the middle blocking the whole doorway off.

When someone exits a shop or supermarket and stops in the middle of the doorway.

He was very, very drunk.

Nobbled by the Oystons

What about that chap from corrie?

I think we need to give the strikers we have a chance, you can't keep changing the forwards if they don't score in a single game. I also agree on the lack of creation of chances for these strikers, if we are having 15 shots from outside the area then that's because supply to the forwards isn't...

I'm concerned about who is going to keep paying the wages and bills when Sisu are chased out of town, I don't like what they have done but is anyone else lined up ready to start spending, it's all good saying we want Sisu out but who do we want in?

At least it's got a grassy hill [emoji6]

I sent 4 texts for Tudgay to be subbed.

Breaking down, waiting for AA, getting told it's a unknown error code, having to wait 3 hours for a recovery truck, then get told you have the wrong cover and it's going to cost extra to upgrade.....CUNTS!

lorry drivers that get in left hand lane and then just keep going around a roundabout

I'll pass that info on, cheers[emoji106]

Do herbs give you any kind of hangover? Asking for a friend.

Best bush I ever trimmed ......