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Best I can offer up is a battery operated tealight candle. I live more dangerous than you think though, cos I bought a multipack.

But I did and I didn't keep my pants on like him. Bet he'll be green with envy when he finds out.

Alternatively known as 'Musings of a natty dressed bald bloke.'

Only for compliments.

But then isn't God man made anyway?

I'm not sure buying Johnathan is our Forte.

Ah, but our current Telegraph reporter is Andy Turner and an anagram of Andy Turner is 'Nae Dry Runt' and that's exactly what I would say to Mr. Binney when he suggests Exeter are going to win. And besides, we have never, ever lost at Wembley on a bank holiday Monday.

No, Damien's parents.

Someone one on here has spare rail tickets. Now if I could only remember who.

Richard and Ann Thorn.

Mine came today and I ordered mine first thing Saturday morning.

If anyone is interested, there is a 30 min highlights programme on Sky Football on Friday at 20.30. 2nd leg.

You've gone soft in your old age.

They don't, it's usually 'pobably not.'

You tried James (Wallace, Nugget, Jag etc)? Or alternatively you can buy my train tickets. :)

He's been round the houses that bloke. He's had about 12 clubs and he's still only 31.

Yeah, some free spaces wasn't there.

Depends how you say it. If you say 'Forte' it's a bit boring, but if you say 'Forte' it sounds a lot more exotic. Hardly interesting though.

Yeah, it's a bit of a leap and I'm not talking of faith.

Mine too. Well one of them. I ordered four. Bit daft sending them separately. Maybe I will get one a day.