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Ahh. The old “he’s no Jimmy Savile” line of defence. Just to be clear are we saying he’s more of a Gary Glitter?

Yeah but… no but… that’s different.

A journalist held up a blank placard to see what would happen and sure enough the police came and talked to him.

They’ll return them OK. The munitions individually and they’re having trouble returning the hardware because every time they get near them they keep running away.

The trolls seem to be going for the stop funding Ukraine line pointing to domestic failures in western countries while Ukraine is now a gazillionair. Very flimsy desperate arguments, seems based on the civil rights issues while the US spanked millions in Vietnam supporting a despot who the...

I was thinking specifically about the illegal proroguing of parliament. Boris sent Rees-Mogg there to prey on an old lady clearly lying in the process. It’s perhaps the most shameful act of a series of shameful acts under Boris Johnson. Permission to prorogue parliament is one of the real...

Just caught the live footage from Windsor castle where Harry and Megan are out meeting well wishers and being very well received by the public. Could be a turning point in the public opinion of them. The Mail and Express are going to be gutted.

Did she try to curtsy again?

Can’t help but think when he talked about the importance of our parliamentary democracy it was a dig at the last PM and a warning to the new one.

I can remember when I was a kid he got loads of shit because he would go on about the environment a lot. Turned out he was right. Doesn’t stop him travelling everywhere by private jet but he was right.

Did he say his gin tastes like shit?

Have to say that Charles delivered a very good speech there. To a degree whether you’re a royalist or not (I’m not) is pretty irrelevant, he’s now the head of state and on the basis of his speech I think he’ll do well.

He’s just released a range of gin calling it the quintessential British drink. I mean it was invented by Italian monks, the name is derived from Dutch and we’re not even the biggest drinkers of it in Europe. Other than that. They’re in 3 colours, red white and blue. His favourite is white...

Blockbusters too. I’m going to rent my VHS movie films from somewhere else now.

Post your favourite comedy sketches. I’ll get the ball rolling

My daughter has just pointed out that new money will have Charles face on and was just thinking how it won’t look right, almost like foreign money. Stamps too.

RIP Liz

That’s nothing. I’ve been dying since 1973.

He’s been spotted in Costa Coffee at Forthview services.