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He is going to be gutted. How can we sign a player who is incredibly poor and should be playing non-league football? Robins should hang his head in shame.

Especially those. Liz always rolls one up and has a shifty fag round the back of palace bikesheds.

My God do I hate this going down like you've been shot after a foul, only to spring back to life like you'be been instantly healed by Jesus 30 seconds later. French player just went down and would think that may well be his game over, but about 15 seconds later he is running around like he was...

Would love to see City play in this Uruguay kit. Really like it and really liked it when we had it in the 70's. This would be my very happy concession for not having stripes.

Not everone lives locally though. That could prevent a large number of people from being able to go.

Yeah, fair point. He would have to get a lot fitter and sharper.

Well that was my thinking. Privately would you receive that? I know he is under our care, but he's in prison for God's sake.

He's right though.

I like him a lot, but he is going to find it so much tougher in the Championship. Not at all convinced he will be a big success there.

I never used to name them to be honest. Maybe if they came to the table with the head intact perhaps. Think I once had a prawn called Simon.

If we are talking eating fish I always liked salmon most of all.

Stephen Lawrence killer David Norris to get damages - Stephen Lawrence killer to get damages

I quite like guppies. Very colourful, neons too, but I like say harlequins most of all. When the light catches them just right they are quite beautiful.

Either that or have them kick off around 8am to give us chance to repair all the divots after their game has finished. Seems only fair.

As long as it's not swans, because they belong to the Queen.

My favourite all-time international players? The current England squad if they win the World Cup.

I can't find it anywhere.

What about if you have your own hair? I've got most of mine. It's mainly on my back though.

I haven't checked, but I reckon. I must have a really sexy colon.

You just wanted to be head boy didn't you.