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My neighbour gave birth to a cat last week. She certainly wasn't expecting that.

Ha, yes, I remember that. :)

What a load of bollocks. GOAT, my arse. Rodgers may have played with a bad knee, but Brady had to play with a deflated ball a couple of years ago. That's much harder.

When it comes to cars......

Yeah, sorry, I didn't know own goals don't count at the bookies. I had Shipley as first goalscorer too, so thought I had won on him. Both the BBC and CT had him down as getting the goal, but it would have gone miles wide wouldn't it.

Who died? I missed that bit.

Right. Bit bizarre though isn't it? Would have said that an own goal would mean everyone lost their bet, except for anyone who had the the option 'own goal'.

Are own goals not counting then?

Because?

Yes, exactly! I got blamed for her period last week and about two months ago it was piles.

Just listened to 11.37 seconds of it and am now off to top myself.

Never heard of it. Will have to look it up. Or maybe not.....

Erm, what happened yesterday? I'm puzzled.

Yeah, daft. The first interview was as if he was guilty and disbelieving of everything he said and the next minute he's leading the terrorist prisoner interview. Also made me laugh how the prisoner talked about a car park and no-one asked if it was a big car park, or small car park, or if it...

We didn't half give that Baptiste an ocean of space in the the middle of the park in that first 45 mins yesterday. He had acres of time and room on the ball.

My wife is nutty. Think everyone pretty much knows that anyway, but she blames me for everything. She calls me Papa, so all I ever hear is 'Ohh Papa'!! Got to ridiculous levels now though and I had to laugh yesterday. We went out for the heritage weekend and stopped at a cafe in town. She was...

Yeah enjoyed it. Had to bite my lip a couple of times and the interviewing of Budd by the investigation officers was quite unrealistic and laughable, but it's still really good TV.

And did he like it there?

Yeah, but which one would you rather see headline the Godiva?

She's too famous an institution and too admired for that. If it was a much lower ranked and less esteemed player they probably would receive a ban.