I am sitting at work with a Bournemouth fan who has just laughed in my face about this possible signing and has described him as "dreadful, slow, donkey, a bit overweight". The rest I can't print. He should fit in well!
Well given that I am a saddo who owns every strip since 1983 I don't have much choice but to buy it!
Such a shame that we won the cup in one of our worst strips ever.