Me personally, yeah, for sure.
I'd get the garage extended and put a driveway in at the front.
Might even treat the whole family to a slap up meal at Brewers Fayre.
'Are they their own trumpets?'
No, these are humans and certainly not musical instruments.
I did see a couple of them trying to run for the bus the other day though and they were certainly blowing out their arses.
I think he means they had no money between them ('I couldn't believe how poor we were.')
Maybe shouldn't have paid out to go to the match in the first place by the sounds of things.