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An own goal is a result of our attacking play, Maguire didn't go mental and start taking shots at his own goalkeeper. Your whole 'without McGoldrick' logic is as deeply flawed as almost everything you say anyway, as if he wasn't playing we'd just go with 10 men and aim passes at the empty...

I tend to regard a captaincy as a meaningless talking point/photo opportunity, but there are some players who seem to get geed up by a sense of responsibility. Baker's definitely fit that bill since being made captain.

I don't mind a queue and a wait so long as I'm in the correct queue to begin with. If they're encouraging walk-up trade they should at least aim to have their stewards pro-actively telling people where they should be queueing if they're going cash or ticket rather than stood watching a confused...

As I'm not a 'proper' fan due to not going today, who do I hand my season ticket in to?

It's been a wild rollercoaster ride of fun hasn't it? Who's the chairman this week? Who's leaving the club tomorrow? How long will we hold the lead for before surrendering? What a time to be alive.

Cristiano Zanetti and Emile Mpenza are still going? Sweet lord.

Zanetti? We're not talking Cristiano surely?

This guy's an idiot.

I don't see Robins as being so needlessly ruthless. He's told Malaga he can leave, but it's hardly 'never darken my doorstep again' territory.

You butter people up with the cool tricks and gauge how gullible they are. I successfully fooled a thick kid at work years ago doing the David Blaine levitation.

Ah crap. http://www.grumpymiddleagedman.co.uk/2012/10/28/is-this-proof-that-derren-browns-apocalypse-was-staged-and-fake-is-steve-brosnan-as-actor/

Can we ditch psgm1 at all costs?

I'd call it Mission Unlikely more than anything, which is part of the reason Hollywood never options my movie scripts.

Apparently they don't, but they probably will want an auction for his signature if they can.

Yeah, I think he'll be snapped up by teams in better positions.

I can't fathom how they could keep the pretence up, even if he hangs around with the kind of people who have no awareness of the world. Of course the thing with all kinds of shows like this is to enjoy it rather than peek behind the curtain and last night's one was a lot of fun. The biggest...

I really shouldn't find that as funny as I do.

He stressed that they took every precaution with the person they selected with the help of psychoanalysts and the like. I thought it was fun, although it seems implausible that a person's only source of a possible world event is his own phone and TV.

When was he saying he could do better?

Good luck to him.