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Alright, don't start crying in the chapel about it.

I get that people don't want to hear song lyrics in every match report, but suggesting it's a source of emotional trauma for him is one hell of a stretch.

Someone should really tell Gordon Durie that 'jukebox' doesn't count as the words are spelt differently. Did James Brown ever submit official evidence that he was the hardest working man in showbusiness? Mike Tyson isn't made up of a great deal of actual iron, come to think of it.

If you don't agree with the sweeping generalising shit, you're a 'closet jock'. Marvellous.

It's his first game in charge. If they're still doing it come August I'd worry.

Are you pedantic with every fairly common turn of phrase?

I wanted to make sure, because nicknames are of course serious business and must be scientifically and grammatically accurate. I mean, that extra 's' in Pressley certainly renders years of people calling him Elvis redundant, and it's not as if it's just a nickname and doesn't matter.

Also, the actual Elvis was nicknamed 'The King', yet I just checked and the USA didn't even have a royal family!!!!

Yeah, nicknames always tend to conform strictly to spelling.

I've never heard him called that before.

Steady on, drama queen.

You can't really tell someone to get a grip when you're pretending to know how every single person from Scotland operates. That's like using TrueSkyBlueLiam as an example of everyone from Coventry, which is only part true.

You're a moron.

I think the deep fried Mars bar is to keep tourists sweet (and provide much-needed healthy nutrition for American visitors). I did read about an ice cream van doing Irn-Bru ice cream though which sounds magical. Whenever I'd go up the ice cream vans would sell pop and sweets, always wondered why...

It'd be all over Twitter I'd have thought?

I'd wager there was more difference between Thorn and Robins than nicknames or a perceived lack of respect.

It's good that you at least gave him time before getting on a downer.

Do do do do, Steven Pressley. Never mess with classics.

Sweet beard too, let's not overlook that.

From those quick to froth at the mouth, sure. He said that he's relieved he's left but that he hopes that he succeeds with us. That's really not much in the way of trolling, seems like just a fairly accurate summation. He's a million miles away from the small handful of Crewe fans screaming abuse.