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Yeah, but surely it doesn't matter how carefully you choose the bands does it? There are so many other factors too completely out of your control. Bad sound system, too loud, too quiet, band member out of their tree and unable to perform properly, ill and unable to perform properly, throwing a...

Don't try hard at all, Gazbola. Always just type the first thing in my head without even thinking.

Three or four months tops is my guess.

I was chilled all day. Much more important things to worry about in life that whether Tom Bayliss is leaving or not, such as Boris Johnson comments and the line-up for the next Love Island.

It was like playing with10 men as the season drew on and there is still the loan window to come.

Never heard him called that before.

Stephen Hawking had a crack at it before he died and he couldn't work it out either.

Well, yep. Would like to see Bayliss and Ogogo in the centre. Can't see Doyle being droppd though.

Yep. When Jones is back where will Bayliss fit in, if at all? Having Doyle as captain is a problem in some ways. I know it doesn't automatically make someone immovable, but I get the feeling Doyle's place is pretty much cemented. You then have Kelly and Ogogo, who are surely going to be ahead...

No, that would be my wedding annivesary.

Best just to go with Bellendamy. You can't fail then.

You need to be much closer otherwise it's all a bit pointless.

Why did you have Roland Nilsson with you and why was it upsetting him so much?

Just call him bukake. It's easy to remember, well for for you at least anyway.

I did only say THIS planet. On Jupiter and Saturn I am right old catty c**t!

I'm the least bitchy person on the planet.

The idiots fighting and throwing beer around weren't the Gallagher brothers were they?

Think I said it before and it was The Sensational Alex Harvey Band at Cov Theatre and they were just far too loud. So loud you couldn't really hear any of the songs at all. It was literally painful to the ears, which then took all the pleasure away entirely. Had to have my hands over my ears for...

Number 21? That's number 21 in the development squad only, right?