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I try to avoid having blow-jobs at Christmas, cos I'm always dressed as Santa and it's a bit off-putting for the kids.

Good job we have Sterling then isn't it. He's a much better player.

I am in dire need, so yes please, I'll have them.

As she is Mexican, can't you just wave? If she can't do that she's not Mexican.

I used to like their nylons.

They all do all sound very good, but for me, past the Washington Redskins, England or the City, I just wouldn't be interested. The Man City one does look very good, but then it is of course Man City and not Coventry City.

Had a goal disallowed for offside too.

Nowt to do with anyone I suppose, so what's your line-up for today you reckon? Bruge Stirling Davis Hiam Brown Tomas Agogo Andrue Alicearni Bokoyaka Highula That about right, Maggwich?

Would be like a dream come true if they buggered off! Can't see it, but fingers crossed anyway.

At the right hand of God?

As it stands today and as it is flattened tomorrow.

Wouldn't be surprised if most people spell Brexit wrong too.

Nearly everyone spells his name wrong.

I only worry when there are a succession of poor performances. We played well against Scumthorpe at times, so I am not at all disheartened.

I am lucky. I was in London, didn't follow the game, didn't follow the match thread, didn't known the score til I came home. It's all quite refreshing, because I have no anger, or irk, or frustration about the result or performance. Quite looking forwards to tomorrow. :) When we lose away...

I've already given up on the season. Wonder who the other three teams will be that go down to L2 with us.

I was too intoxicated to the do the maths at the time.

They also don't like it when you do the slanty eye thing either, apparently.

Good job this isn't 30's Germany, cos then I might have been asking Himmler if Simla's similar to Shimla.

Yeah, tell me about it. Went once with about 8 mates. We were just finishing the meal when the group decided to do a runner, well 6 of them did anyway. They did so though without telling the 2 of us that were left still sitting at the table, eating.