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I do think they're getting ready for something, but I bet they see half these theories and think 'what the fuck?'

Seems tenuous, but if it turns out to be accurate we can safely say GTA has some of the most obsessive fans around

George Michael said the same and he's dead now, lesson for us all there

The only relevant rule relates to points accrued by a club that then folds, whatever is eventually decided about this season will essentially be made up be people in meetings.

The FA Handbook Happy hunting

If they did go down the simulation route, for reference I simulated the run-in last night on FIFA 20 and the result was 'EA Catalog Update Error, Please Restart' so get a couple of quid on that, hot tip

The problem is that voiding the season is unfair to teams set for promotion, but by the same token you can't deny teams threatened by relegation the remaining games they could use to mount a recovery either. If there's some way to finish the season whenever that's got to be the no.1 option

Suspend the season and finish it whenever is possible. Start next season late and claw back the lost time by scrapping the league cup, checkatrade and international friendly breaks. Play WC qualifiers in close batches of multiple games

These would be mad numbers for a whole country, let alone a region.

It's got to be too far gone to void results, I just hope it's all resolved quicker than our crunch cup tie with St Mirren.

Whenever an old thread is posted I assume everyone else does a CTRL+F on their own name to make sure their past self is not in there being thick?

I think it's that they've suspended the league for the next two matchdays and will decide further after that point.

There's a guy at work who always has hand gel and wipes with him and will completely disinfect and clean any keyboard and desk area he uses when hotdesking. Apparently he was a bit of a figure of fun for being too hygienic but suddenly he's everyone's role model

I'm sure it was McDonald's (?) who have those touchscreens where they nearly all had trace of human excrement on when tested, which is still more appetising than the menu. The one that I've always been paranoid about are the general toilets at work, some students appear to be actual animals at...

I've got no problem with Willis, he helped get us out of the lowest point we've been since I've been a supporter.

Looks like the first famous person to get it is legitimately famous, Tom Hanks

I didn't have it confirmed but reckon I've had it once, and remember it being the worst I've ever felt over the space of two weeks, one of those where it goes on so long you start to think 'this is my life now' Compared to that, everything else has been mild sniffles

I like to think I'd be pretty good with it, but considering I've had a game of Football Manager running on a laptop at work I don't think I can trust a single word I say.

I'd like to think that after this has all calmed down people will continue being aware of the need to wash their hands but to be honest most people will go back to wiping their nose on their sleeve and giving their hands a quick run under the tap and shake like normal.