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Or the PM. Would make perfect sense for David Budd to be banging the home secretary and his wife to be bonking the prime minister. It's all pretty far fetched anyway, so don't think it could get any dafter.

Shouldn't all this be in the EU thread? Puzzled as to why we have started a new thread on the same topic that's been discussed for months now.

Reckon only the oldies will get it. Anyone under 40 will be saying WTF......which they do to most of my posts anyway.

Isn't that a contradiction? 18k a week, but he only gets paid when he plays.

He doesn't need to be a world beater, just a League One beater and that is more than good enough for us right now.

What? Wait.......there's an outside?

That's because I haven't got any and have no more money left to pay people in order that they can pretend to be my friend for the night.

But we were more successful with Meaty, Big and Bouncy.

Was he that Brazilian lad we had in in loan?

Americanised by all accounts.

In a similar vein, I am not at all a fan of the Sun newspaper, but have to say they do on occasion have some great headlines. Apparently Sara Cox and Zoe Ball were front runners for Chris Evans' vacant radio slot and Zoe Ball pipped Sarah Cox to land the position . Sun's headline therefore...

Maybe, but I also believe Julian Dicks and Simon Cox used to get caught out all the time for their clubs.

Surprised penises count. Let's hope none of our strikers get too excited in these close call scenarios in future matches. Could be the difference between a goal and an embarrassing offside.

I liked him. Bottom line is though that he either needed to be scoring himself, or creating opportunities for others and he wasn't. Hope it works out fine for him there.

Surely Robins knew his height when he bought him.

Bet you'd relish that wouldn't you.

Shame Graham Onions is a cricketer isn't it.

Bloody awful, but we really do need to try Burge on the left of midfield asap.

Even Mo Salad at Liverpool?

Ah. Yeah, makes sense.