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We used to welcome trick or treaters, but this is the third year now that we haven't and we now put a 'sorry, no trick or treaters here please' sign on our door. My wife is invariably asleep at this time (starts work at 5 am and has a nap from around 4pm until around 7pm) and also our dog barks...

I've heard otherwise and that he's not doing that at all, so which is right? 2p or not 2p, that is the question. Oh, come on! Someone had to do it!!!

Yep. Batch is banned. Faggots are fine though.

Hmm, not at all sure you are allowed to call them that anymore, not in these politically correct times. It's a faggot and pea roll.

Did he have to stand all game because of all the knives in his back?

Oh and I have another theory. Entirely my own. Next week the helicopter comes into play, hovering in the sky. We see Rick leading the hoard away and then we see the helicopter descend and land. We think Rick will be saved, but It doesn't land by Rick though and instead lands and grabs Maggie...

I don't like them full stop. Don't know why they do it. Just keep us in suspense. An currently watching Celebrity Hunted and there's two blokes off Love Island on there. Keeps looking like they are going to get caught, but you know they are not because they keep showing a clip of one of them...

Nowt, ouch. A few people have said they have heard nothing despite being promised refunds.

Allegedly so.

Exactly and every time anyone posts on this thread they are reminded of it. It is perpetuated. The title is 'The boat/James'. And I even mentioned it myself only yesterday about it being about the boat. Only someone with half a brain cell is going to forget what it's really about. People keep...

Ah, but they've always been backwards. Would say the sausage is of more prominence and therefore you can't put the roll first. That's like saying can I have a cup of milk, boiling hot water and sugar and can you put a tea bag in it.

She used to say you have to ask for a sausage in a roll. Ha, can you imagine going to a batch bar or cafe somewhere with a group order and asking for a sausage in a roll and bacon in a roll and chips in a roll and an egg in a roll etc. It's a bloody batch and a sausage in a roll is a sausage...

It doesn't make sense up north either. Used to work with a girl from Halifax. We had a canteen and I would quite often say I am going to get a sausage batch at break time and she would always correct me in her thick Yorkshire accent 'It's not a batch it's a roll' and I would always reply with...

I'd buy a boat and call it a batch barge.

Bloody kids in the modern world. I fear for our future, I really do. Daughter has arranged to meet her best friend at 12 today. The internet has just stopped working though in our house, so obviously a Virgin problem. She just asked if it's off and I said it was and she is in all but full on...

Surely back on track is where the bloody hell is my boat money?'

Yeah, it's very amusing too.

Anyone with any musical taste would. ;)

I make sure all my veggie pigs are all hand reared organically in a laboratory somewhere.

The Manics used to be a great band. Love The Holy Bible.