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Marvellous.

It's too much effort to tear it up in disgust, so I bent it out of shape in a mild apathy. Rage.

This would be silly.

Was anyone seriously expecting the result to be any different?

Check his Twitter now for the good news.

There's also Countdown's own Clarke Carlisle.

All of those things illustrate why Gunnarsson was more of a disappointment than Clingan. If he could do all this great stuff he's now doing, why didn't he do it for us rather than having one good season and then fade away for the rest of his time? All the things Clingan gets criticised for...

It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

On the radio they were saying that he recommends the preferred choice, but the FA also need to be in agreement.

There's no way Clingan deserves a place in a worst list, particularly if Gunnarsson's in a best list. The only real difference between the two was a big throw.

There doesn't seem to have been anything other than that 'I liked playing for Cov' tweet he made. Nothing official's been announced yet, at least.

Timbaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

Imagine if it turned out that Jordan Stewart's middle name was Alf.

I can see the case for Cairo, but as a freebie who didn't play enough to really disappoint, I'd have him way down the list headed by Freddie Eastwood.

Emile Heskey still arguably trumps any with Ivanhoe. That's so good. Clinton Morrison having Hubert made him seem 5x more nerdy. Leon Lobjoit's middle name is Isosceles.

Carl Baker had a Facebook moan about mouth ulcers, that could be spun as an injury crisis.

We go live to the unveiling of the NEW owner of CCFC Ltd. Wait a second, is that... "It's me Appleton! I'm in charge now" But wait! Who's that live via Satellite? It's Shane McMahon! "Congratulations old man. Hate to crash the party but the ink is drying and the contracts...

I'd give this post all the 'likes' I have if that was possible.

If we were the Bulls, we'd somehow gravitate towards a rivalry with Celtic. They've still got Larry Bird in goal, right?

Go Ahead Eagles are possibly the most optimistically named club in football, it's its own pep talk. (Young Boys Bern being the most health and safety-conscious)