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Is Kelly missing the difference today would you say?

Which is also the answer to the question 'what was the profession of Julie Andrews and what was the profession of Peggy Wood in Sound of Music?'

What a comedown . From Oscar Wilde to Birds of a Feather.

Boooooo!!!

Think it's called a photo opportunity. ;)

Apparently there is also outrage at the suggestion that Wetherspoons have started selling vegan water.

I think Agogogogogo is A gonegonegonegone

Slight aftertaste, but I was convinced it was a real sausage roll.

Be a bigger laugh if a carnivorous sausage roll was just a whole pig wrapped in pastry. Or if a dick in a spotted dick was an actual dick. At least I know my spinach is spinach and not horse meat masquerading as sirloin steak.

But Chaplin and Hiwula is working and they seem to have developed a good understanding. Added to that of course is that JCH has been doing really well from the bench. If everyone is fit you have to leave it the same I think.

Erm.... What have it away, the thinness of my bathroom net curtains, or the fact that my trouser pockets always smell of wee?

Boom! Nice one, Gregg's.

He gave us the big e last time. Wouldn't want him back.

Damn. You sussed my plan.

Well, just tried one. Took one bite and stopped eating it. I was convinced it was a normal sausage roll and not a vegan one. Nearly took it back, but didn't want to appear foolish, so took it home to my meat-eating expert wife. Gave her a piece and she said it wasn't meat. Bloody hell tastes...

Yep. Jan or Feb I believe.

I would never, ever go public though. I already have a lottery plan. It's a lovely one too.