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Spillage in aisle 10, spillage in aisle 10. I love snowflakes. They are beautiful are all unique. Same as on this football forum ...... Erm......well we are all unique anyhow.

Yup. It will be, they are armed to the teeth, so to protect myself, I am going to be armed up to the teeth. When it is physically impossible to actually hold any more guns they will start using rocket launchers and grenades. In 25 years time everyone will own a tank.

Can I identify as a 9 year old and go back to school so I can play football with all my mates at play time?

No. Was hoping you were going to do it for me. ;)

Kayode!! 'Let's try and cut back on people drinking on flights and being abusive'. 'I know, let's have a party flight encouraging more drinking and have tops on the hostesses that can be pulled down easily to expose their breasts'! 'It's a winner'!

And which is the nearest safest country then?

The fact the court are even considering this is quite amusing.

Anyone else pick up on the what I can only describe as reverse sexism on display from the Beeb? Nearly every episode this series (if not all) has had clips of the boys dressed in next to nothing in the house, so bare chested and just in their tight underwear. Totally disproportionate to the...

And having 'Highway to Hell' as your main theme tune for a new airline launch.

It was a throw away comment to be honest. Just don't think signing for Chelsea is going to enhance his England prospects much unless he plays regularly for them and I just don't see that unless they have key injuries. And besides, on your Loftus-Cheek remark, there has been much talk of his...

Hopefully all 42,000.

How is that all the other countries between here and Pakistan's problem?

Erm.......every Pakistani that has been on death row in prison for 8 years, for alleged blasphemy you mean?

I suppose you have to laugh.... - Dutch man, 69, sues to lower his age

Both campaigns were a pile of crap. Kurran's effort was just crappier. So many could have been fired through their incompetence on the task on both sides.

Asia Bibi released and on a plane somewhere apparently, but unclear as to where. At least she is safe for now and I hope she can find fear free new future somewhere.

So, is Islam 4-4-2, or 5-3-2 with wingbacks?

I've heard they're sharks.

Yep, we need to stop even talking about water at all and just concentrate on James' income stream.

Are they really angry, or just virtually angry?