The wimp in me makes me not even drink punch or taste anything lip smackin.
I also avoid watching Ruby Wax on TV and had trouble at school with pummel horses.
I've never seen Airplane so know nothing about the line, or the one about 'get this man to a hospital', or 'George Zip' or 'how do you like you coffee'? 'Black, like my men'.
Don't know any of those lines at all.
Isn't just about every player recommended by a scout though?
If you applied that logic hardly any manager would be able to take the credit for any player.