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Or if not him, Robins instead.

Yeah, get that. My parents do go to bed early though, so miss any programme after about 8.30.

Well that all went pretty smoothly this morning. Sri Lanka looked very comfortable at first, but as soon as Dickwella was out it all pretty much fell apart for them. Win by 57 runs and all over in 30 mins.

That thought used to be the bane of my life when I was younger. Used to try so hard not to sleep and live every single moment. Used to really make me fret. Even wrote a play about it. Doesn't bother me so much these days though.

Nope. They both seem sad and lost.

Agree, but predictive text is most definitely a bunker.

I'm going to stay up now for the cricket.

Yes, indeed. Dad's gone to a deforestation protest, Mum's gone to Iceland.

Oh, okay, touche then. I have been up since 3.

Wow, what a coincidence that her name is Molly Cookbook and she is a chef. That's like my Mr. Leake, who is a plumber.

Geez, you are as bad as me with the not sleeping and getting up at all hours.

For some bizarre reason I have become addicted to Four in a Bed. Quite like the TV programme too.

I have no idea what that is, but I did go through my DVD collection and found the first series of Broadchurch. That should keep them occupied for a while. 3 discs, 8 episodes. 12 certificate too, which is great, because they don't like swearing, violence or sex. Oh, and they are not keen on...

We don't need a long-throw specialist, we just need a throw-in specialist. Someone who could take throw-ins would be great.

We have the backbone, we just don't resort to throwing sheep at people.

Your passport has been revoked.

As you get older you get to be more of a pussy. Spring and autumn for me now. Summer's too hot and winter's too cold. If I could regulate the temperature of the world, I would set the themostat for a static 19°.