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Exactly that. You can drink pre game, after the game and even during the game if you are that desperate. It's just 45 mins max. Are people really saying they cannot go without a beer for 45 mins? And it's not even 45 mins for a most anyway. So many people go down to the mall with maybe 5 or 6...

Ruud Gullit - 'We must have had 99% of the match. It was the other 3% that cost us the game.' Howard Wilkinson -'I am a firm believer that if you score one goal the other team have to score two to win.' David Beckham - When asked by an interviewer if he was volatile he said 'Well I usually...

Patrick Thistle manager, John Lambie upon being told by the trainer that his striker had been concussed in a game and didn't know who he was, came out with 'Great. Tell him he's Pele and get him back on!'

Yup, he inherited a very sick puppy. Can't blame him at all for when he took over that terminally ill side.

I'd love to see him end up at a Gregg's or Burger King. He just seems a natural fit.

Yeah, a racist and a twat.

You talking to yourself, or do you mean me? ;)

That's a very good call actually, very plausible and would all make sense. Was Heath taken we think? The only thing is, there are a lot of sheep out there happy to be led. A whole wealth of B's then.

We'll dump him when we look close to getting into the Champions League.

'The whole experience was humiliating and distressing.' Definitely sounds like she is gunning for a big pay off.

People who go to the newspapers over silly inconsequential stories. Vegan stuck with just ‘crisps and nuts’ on seven-hour flight Don't know what's worse here, that she went to the newspaper because she didn't get the vegan meal she asked for, or that her first name is Trilby.

I don't know. Never met you so have no idea what you look like. Besides, all you need to do is look in the mirror don't you.

Yeah, best ever. Close thread.

My wife is the same with red onions. Tells me they're too strong, but I bloody love them.

My wife gets most upset because our daughter says she doesn't like Russian food. Some of it does smell pretty rank and looks unappealing. They just aim for hearty, warming food though, so looks are less unimportant. My wife makes a lot of stews and soups.

Thing is Oucho, they don't have trouble at rugby and cricket games. At the moment trouble is being controlled within football grounds and skirmishes pretty much only happen outside. Would alcohol in the ground inflame things? Not sure, but it's definitely a possibility.

'She didn't know I was a Midget' by Part Cheesy.

She's an odd one. She used to love cereal and then one day she said she didn't like cereal anymore and she has never had a bowl since. That was 7 years ago. Not one bowl since. Been the same with so many things.

Yeah, but becalm yourself in the knowledge that it is banned when proper sport is on.

It's obvious. The hot dog is for when he gets his knob out so people will think it's the hot dog and not his knob. The popcorn is for the rustling paper to hide the moans and the sweets are for his missus to take away the taste of cum from her mouth afterwards. I should sit somewhere else next...