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Bluenose, red arse?

We are all going to suffer as a result of this tomorrow night. Pat down, bottles confiscated and they'll even check under your hat. That's a given, but from now on in you will also have to answer the question at the turnstile 'Are you a twat?' Say yes and you don't get in. Can see this being...

Yeah, he's got to be better than Burge.

So the second photo is from his younger days and the first one is after the plastic surgery and Botox?

That's dire. :(

Could be. Here's the group photo from the last Sisu legends day.

He's Esther's lad isn't he?

Felt exactly the same. Comes across as sincere, rational and honest and incredibly detailed given accounts too. You can see the pain in the reflection, unless of course they are both absolutely brilliant actors. I have totally bought the accounts. Only one thing puzzled me and that was in...

Burroughs.

Not sure we can expect Wasps to help out the city of Coventry twice. But rich really. First to take on the ailing and decrepit, empty Ricoh arena and helping put our city on the map, and therefore in turn finally bringing rugby to Coventry and now secondly, to show great benevolence and kindness...

Best solution is for us to get expelled from the league, Wasps to buy us and for us to then start 8 leagues below.

Worse still, we now have a member of Depeche Mode involved as well. What next, Sting, the Pope and Vernon Kay?

Won't Sisu just appeal against that and then we'd have a Golden Share court case part 1, then Golden Share appeal and then part 2, then appeal, then supreme court etc. etc. Then Fisher will be saying we will be building our own golden share in three weeks.

Yep. You make it any ball to hand and forwards will just deliberately aim to hit the ball at defenders arms. It would all result in a farce unfortunately.

My favourite character in the whole show.

Erm...all well and good, but can you name anyone who doesn't wank in their pyjamas?

Of course they do. They're warriors.

I would have had some, but with all these negative vibes abounding this morning, I now literally can't give a toss.

Super seeds? Not sure how they are going to help that much in the grand scheme of things to be honest.

Yeah, but isn't that what Indiana Jones thought?