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Errm....so if there's two very, very slow players and one very slow player is just slightly quicker than the other very slow player, he is deemed to have pace? Okay.

That theory surely doesn't work if the player he is outpacing has even less pace than he has.;)

No-one said anything about every ball and every encounter. It was just a deduction on his general play. No player is going to win every challenge, or indeed, lose every challenge. Doesn't matter if they are Roy Keane, Van Dijk, or Kante.

On Tuesday night he got outmuscled at times.

I'm willing to give him more time, but Grendel is right about the lack of pace and strength. His first touch can be poor at times too. He's shown glimpses of what could possibly be, but for a big bloke he doesn't show much muscle or power in tussles with defenders. Bit of a mixed bag for me I...

Remaindurrrss? That's a new one. If you're going to use Remaindurrs, I reserve the right to display these Brexit Ears.

Well, what a palaver.

This is better. Much more the size she is now, Panisha.

She's lovely and as has been said, she is much more petite on Masterchef.

I'm sure you could just ask for smaller portions, Rich.

Oh, bloody hell, that's all we need, the flipping Russians involved.

Sorry, that was un called for. WERE they in the same league as Barnstoneworth?

Are they in the same league as Barnstoneworth?

IN the Masons more like.

Damn! Thought it was going to be a screenshot of your bank statement. Wanted to see if that money came in from that rich Nigerian uncle of yours and to see whether you shop at Home Bargains or Waitrose.

No-one's perfect. I really like her. Seems a really nice person too, which can be quite a bonus for someone who is not an obvious babe.

Right. Explains a lot then.

WTF?? And the people elected him?

40 now confirmed dead