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He meant it in an Essex way, all them other managers were well jel. Totes. Marbs. Amazeballs. Society's crumbling around us.

Tonton will come good one day, you'll see

It's probably best Baker doesn't, his feed would be lit up with so many 'fuckin disgusting m8 skip Bakes disgusting' comments his tail would spin.

crap them bastard what subs sell fuckin scum

fuckin grass and shit money for what it grows for nothing in my garden shitty balls

If only he had Wikipedia and Youtube at the time, John Gregory could have at least saved a DVD's worth of Bosko Balaban's grotesque transfer fee.

Where's the Open Centre?

The internet really teaches us that you can tell everything about a player by going on their Wikipedia page and skipping straight to their season stats.

Baker hasn't got a number under the assumption that he's going. If he doesn't go and plays, he'll then get a number and the intense drama concocted comes to an end. If he's purposely frozen out it's a shitter, but not announcing a squad number for a player most likely on their way is barely news.

I wouldn't. My whole problem with Sixfields is the distance, which wouldn't have changed.

That's a succinct and intuitive summary of modern football. He's already better than Robbie Savage!

I wouldn't swap places with Blackpool at all at the moment. The only advantage they have over us is that they don't have to travel far to witness their doom.

Not really as they're off on tour which seems to be how we're having a look at him. If he does well and then nothing happens when they're back it'd be a little perturbing.

The beta release of MSN Messenger was only in black and white. True story.

What's that, some kind of Instagram? I'm with it.

Your understanding of biology is curious to me.

Nice to see her have good news, she deserves it. Hearty pat on the back, job well done. Big smiles and hugs xxx

You should change your profile setting so you get the maximum posts per page. It doesn't really remedy the issue you mention of course, but the silver lining is you don't have to click 'next page' as much to wade through it. It does lead to confusion when people on the default setting refer to...

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11. If this is your first night [DRAMATIC PAN] you have to fight