So many threads, but this seems the main one so I think you'll all agree when I hammer the keyboard in excited caps about this.
DSGUH SRTGWRUGHWRGRWEHG YRYH TEUHER!
It's nice to know they left us hanging because they were waiting for the man to come and install broadband for them. Having waited for a Sky engineer in the past I'm satisfied.
If there's a job opening, plenty of managers would be interested. Never mind the fact that this particular one gives you a ready-made excuse if you fail or if you decide to walk out for a more cushy number, it's a no-lose situation even if you lose most your games.
And in those 20 years have you ever spotted a decent player not playing very well? I don't know about you, but I have.
This is not to say McHilariousname will end up good of course, but the season's not even a week old.