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  1. Otis

    SBT Veggie Society

    Think it's called a photo opportunity. ;)
  2. Otis

    SBT Veggie Society

    Apparently there is also outrage at the suggestion that Wetherspoons have started selling vegan water.
  3. Otis

    SBT Veggie Society

    Slight aftertaste, but I was convinced it was a real sausage roll.
  4. Otis

    SBT Veggie Society

    Be a bigger laugh if a carnivorous sausage roll was just a whole pig wrapped in pastry. Or if a dick in a spotted dick was an actual dick. At least I know my spinach is spinach and not horse meat masquerading as sirloin steak.
  5. Otis

    Match Thread Scunthorpe United vs. Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 5th Jan

    But Chaplin and Hiwula is working and they seem to have developed a good understanding. Added to that of course is that JCH has been doing really well from the bench. If everyone is fit you have to leave it the same I think.
  6. Otis

    Sunderlttill I die

    Erm.... What have it away, the thinness of my bathroom net curtains, or the fact that my trouser pockets always smell of wee?
  7. Otis

    SBT Veggie Society

    Boom! Nice one, Gregg's.
  8. Otis

    Bigi

    He gave us the big e last time. Wouldn't want him back.
  9. Otis

    £114m Lottery Winners

    Damn. You sussed my plan.
  10. Otis

    SBT Veggie Society

    Well, just tried one. Took one bite and stopped eating it. I was convinced it was a normal sausage roll and not a vegan one. Nearly took it back, but didn't want to appear foolish, so took it home to my meat-eating expert wife. Gave her a piece and she said it wasn't meat. Bloody hell tastes...
  11. Otis

    Looking forward to luther !

    Yep. Jan or Feb I believe.
  12. Otis

    £114m Lottery Winners

    I would never, ever go public though. I already have a lottery plan. It's a lovely one too.
  13. Otis

    £114m Lottery Winners

    Yeah, must be. There's an N missing from the name. They did say they were going to give money to 50 people, but I think they have already drawn up a list of friends and family. I wonder how number 51 feels.
  14. Otis

    January Window

    Before it's bye City.
  15. Otis

    January Window

    Not sure we want a 9 year old girl playing for us right now, cov4theprem.
  16. Otis

    ...increase in migrants across the Channel.

    We are thinking of moving, so I just typed 'leftie suburb' into Right Move and nothing came up. Confused.
  17. Otis

    Match Thread Scunthorpe United vs. Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 5th Jan

    it never is. Even if it is 28° and bright sunshine.
  18. Otis

    16 year old murdered in Wood End

    Sounds like the James Acaster story in WILTY, when he was out at a swimming baths with his mum and dad and his sister and he decided to commit suicide and drown himself and they all just swam off and carried on playing in the water.
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