Maybe there'll be a widespread Championship version of calciopoli and we'll effortlessly stay up on the virtue of being the only team who couldn't even afford to bet on fixed matches.
Fingers crossed for inherent corruption.
I'm going to harass some Asians with anonymous threatening phone calls, if any do-gooder dares stick their beak I'll just cite freedom of speech and completely miss the point!
You can't even single someone out and abuse them based on skin colour, it's PC gone mad! What lefty do-gooder can tell me whose windows I can smear excrement on?