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All the ladies say I'm pretty fly for an ecru guy

Druggies? Coloureds? Fucking hell, it's like the 70s.

Can we do a Glen swap with Caley? We'll throw in cash too.

If Brazilians are giving you a headache, you're definitely waxing the wrong area.

Jardel's at a loose end I hear.

Where did you hear this?

I'd be amazed if Kewell wasn't on one of those marquee contracts, they love him over there so for him to go back would have counted as quite a coup.

My fingers are crossed for Sonny Anderson.

If we're 'you', who's we for you?

The Soccerway page says he's 23, doesn't the CET mentioned it's an experienced player?

Give it to whoever is best at meeting sponsors and posing for photographs, and tell every player to lead by example regardless of whether they have a piece of cloth round their arm.

First away goal at the Riverside, I believe. Still waiting for him to apologise for the false hope that led to me getting his number on my shirt though.

Can we sticky that thread where we got bullshit rumours published as a permanent 'transfer rumours site is shit' reminder?

Keep hearing rumours that Bruce Willis is a ghost, anyone else heard this?

Is this your site? Some nice shots on there.

I remember one of the two wearing some ridiculously bright ones at Hinckley, I think orange.

I don't like Clarke's boots, so who do we think is going to be signed to replace him?

I can happily report I'm still the right side of perving without police intervention. It'll be a cold day when I cross that line.

The Olympics is the epitome and possibly origin of real sport. Faster! Higher! Stronger! It's also a Daft Punk song.

Brazil and GB kicking a leather sphere around some grass? Pass.