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  1. Otis

    Best TV shows or movies you can recommend

    Right, opening shot of pooing last week and this week it's an opening, graphic shot of peeing from an extra large penis Next week it will probably be projectile vomitting and the week after, pus coming from out of an open sore. No pun intended, but it's peeing me off now. Completely...
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    Match Thread Norwich City - Coventry City Match Thread - Monday 26th Jan

    And it will be a matter of seconds before someone posts "game over" on here, if we go 1-0 down after about 20 mins. Top of the league players are suddenly declared "shite" and if we lose, or even draw, we will have suddenly been riding our luck for a number of months and will also even be lucky...
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    25/26 January Transfer Window

    Either that, or his 5 year old just got hold of his phone for a brief moment
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    9 Years Ago Today...

    Bury vs Ramsbottom It's like something out of Ripping Yarns .
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    Championship thread 25/26!

    Andy Morrell .
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    Morecambe

    The amount of times I told my senior manager exactly that in my last job, but did he take that on board? No he bloody didn't.
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    Username

    DJ Trump
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    25/26 January Transfer Window

    No Kit-Kat Chunky? Right, that's you on ignore!!! 😡
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    25/26 January Transfer Window

    Yeah, that's sacrilege. I stick chocolate whenever it needs to be. Cupboard, fridge, freezer, or if it's Mars Bar Party Night, somewhere else.
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    Championship thread 25/26!

    Russell Harty. 🙏🏻
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    25/26 January Transfer Window

    It's a fair point. He's unlikely to go walkabout and would just sit nicely in the hole there between defence and attack and keep it simple. No fancy stuff and would stick to the plan. 👍🏻
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    Match Thread Norwich City - Coventry City Match Thread - Monday 26th Jan

    Oh, I hate that He's simply asking to be nutmegged there.
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    25/26 January Transfer Window

    Waiting for someone to say they like their chocolate like they like their threads on here. Dark.
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    Championship thread 25/26!

    There's already a Hollywood movie lined up I hear. Keanu Reeves is going to play Keifer Moore, Kevin James is Matty James Jesse Plemmons as James McClean And Heavily Bandaged Man as Ben Sheaf Phil Parkinson will be played by Morgan Freeman And it will be directed by...
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    25/26 January Transfer Window

    I used to have lots of different bars I liked equally...but then came along ...the Yorkie Raisin and Biscuit. 😍🤩❤️ First time ever that I was able to buy an orgasm from a shop.
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    Match Thread Norwich City - Coventry City Match Thread - Monday 26th Jan

    Yup and we should never, ever, ever, be scared of a team that plays in yellow. C'mon City. Break the hoodoo, bag the three points.
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    25/26 January Transfer Window

    Agreed
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    25/26 January Transfer Window

    I don't think many, if anyone, is saying we're doomed. Grimes, until about 4 games ago, was probably our player of the season and one of the main reasons we were flying away with it at the top. I am a really big fan of Eccles, but Eccles can't do Grimes' job. If Grimes for a long term injury...
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    25/26 January Transfer Window

    Bidwell has slowed tremendously and does need replacing unfortunately For a side at the top of the table we need better. Shame, because I have always rated him, but he's 32 now and will be 33 in March.
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    Leicester At It Yet Again!

    It's a well-known thing. Slapper with a clapper
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