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It's hard to breathe here for all the people tipping us for promotion based on a new kit.

I think hearing someone describe something as being jokes was when I gave up on all notions of still being young.

First season at rightback and then partnered Cranie in the middle for the relegation season if I'm remembering correctly.

This was the most recent one, assuming we're not counting the kit we've just worn as being proper stripes

'Banter', and all variants of it. Also the use of 'rant over', always without fail at the end of the meekest and whiniest paragraph you'll read that week.

Hopefully you're right, as they look weird without numbers. That horrible late 90s mess with the navy circle on the back was the worst home shirt I've ever seen.

Have you had those Grendel quotes saved ready to go?

Going by what we can see on the Maddison picture I think we've got the solid back. EDIT: as people have already said way before this post, never mind

Don't make me have to add smileys.

Yellow mind? Bit racist.

I hate how young Maddison looks. I'm starting to think my football career may never take off at this rate.

"What if football banned for year? People go watch rugby, Italiahorse die of intense blood rush to penis" (Jary get ipad)

I love that Porto one, although I'd have the blue lighter.

If you swap the U for an I and turn it round you've got ISIS, are SISU buying Syria?????

I had to show it when buying the ST, but you reckon I'll need the NUS card with me each game too?

I've got the 'student' price this year so at £8 a game I almost can't complain if the results are as crap as last season. Almost.

The sexual tension is off the charts!

They've said that quite a lot of sales are from new fans or those returning after at least a season away.

I personally hope he rushes through some signings so I can complain about them based on the Wikipedia summary I'll rush-read having never seen them play before. He would sign that terrible player [citation needed] because he's a clueless yes man

My sources tell me the pitch isn't really being relayed, they're installing rollers so it can split at the centre circle to launch the nuke laying beneath.