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I was just imagining you having sex with her, but her picturing Matt Godden in her mind while you were at it.

And did you?

That sounds like a bunch of solicitors I would like to avoid.

I think I did mention her as a candidate on another thread.

But that's daft isn't it? There could be other games played too. Always had a game on live in the cup while other games have been going on haven't they.

Did he follow that up with 'one day I hope to be a test cricketer?'

Or had started to romance with that scraggy haired git, Michael Bolton.

Why is there only one Carabao Cup game on this week? Anyone know? Just Portsmouth v Birmingham that I can see.

I've lost count the amount of times my wife has said that when I've asked 'where do you want it?'

I saw the title and just assumed you were shit at geography.

With Godden now signed, I think we will be in the top 1 at least, for sure.

No, but there is to Goddenly Knows

MR is 5ft 8. Godden 6' 1. There doesn't look to be 5 inches in-between them. Though there might be later on tonight I suppose

I thought he was supposed to be over 6ft. How tall is MR?

How do you know that Spunkbucket is me?

Surely they would be 'Goo ga ga ga.'

Because we like to bring them in young and before Man U snap them up?

I'm the same with sperm.

We're going to be league champions by Halloween

Female Genital Reputation?