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Was he your favourite player before the tight shorts?

In a totally non-gay way from his perspective, or yours?

Today I may go to the Ham with my daughter to have a fee and a ini in the Bucks. Then we will go to &M and maybe buy her an at before then getting the ain back home again. If not the Ham, we will just go to the Try instead. That's if I can get her off the Ox and stop her from playing the Craft...

My best friend is in the Lo at the moment, though she is from Don. Last year she went to the Cow.

Do people, honestly, seriously call it the Dorm?

I never saw Benidorm play. What position was he?

You can drink, but it is mainly bodily fluids.

No, I didn't have one. Was taken into hospital and only managed to get out on my wedding day. What a mistake that was!!

Never, ever been on a stag do. Am I alone in that?

No, but a burrito does.

Or the Nick version Michael Rose, studs knee high, hallelujah Michael Rose, kicks your thigh, hallelujah Michael Rose, scrapes your shins, hallelujah Breaks the rules, but he wins, hallelujah Michael Rose, commits a foul, hallelujah Michael Rose, rapes your owl, hallelujah

Yep, I was there. 2-2 wasn't it and then we thrashed them at HR, Bodak getting the opening goal. I think it was the same day John Lennon died.

Story of my life.

Thanks for that, Mrs. Eakin.

Huh? You apologise, yet you are calling him a no mark.

Orca the Wail?

No, it's a Beko.

Council do object. There's a house just round the corner from me. Just had a drive and a dropped curb put in. Council have come and marked it in white paint and with their logo that it is illegal. Not sure whether they didn't get the permission, or didn't do it right.

We have two fridges too. Unfortunately my missus has a habit of dividing everything up in the house. So her fridge, my fridge, her bedroom, my bedroom, her lover, my lover. I have the small fridge. :(

Everytime I type in Leigh Jenkinson I have to step over my phone.