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Yup, that is exactly what I did. Unfortunately though, our garage has no electricity.

My wife already thinks I'm a joke, so occasionally I do like to slip one in there.

Damn! I was formulating my response, but you beat me to me.

That's easy for you to say. I am down to my last 14 cartons of soya milk and am beginning to panic a little.

Good time to go vegan!!!! Grab that lentil and pea-shoot roast before they're nabbed too.

Charts and graphs

I've now realised what all the toilet roll is for. With house-fulls though, people are going to have to wait until everyone is fast asleep.

You selfish git. Does everything have to be about you?

Everything he ever says is c**tish. Don't know why anyone even gives him time of day.

A few more deaths closer to home?

I joked to my wife the other day, there will be bank security van carrying 250 grand and behind it, a Tesco delivery van and it will be the Tesco truck that will get targeted.

I used that same joke two days ago re my 15 year old daughter. Didn't post it up here though, so you are forgiven. ;)

Sorry, don't buy that at all. That guy talked nothing but shit for two whole minutes.

Good on you, Hill. I prayed for you last night to a god that doesn't exist. I hope it worked.

Taiwan reacted to this in January. Hence the reason they have had only one death, despite being only 110 miles from the Chinese border.

I hearing that is completely at odds with so much scientific thought out there and there was many an eyebrow raised last night when he said that.

And do you cook it for the same amount of time as normal pasta, or does it take a little longer?

Oh, you want me to send your missus back to you now then I take it?

Never ever done that. Seen clips on the internet though and they look poor, the sound especially.

Yup. You have to believe it can be everything you wanted and planned, but just a bit later down the line.