Lol .
I fear the Chinese will have stolen your idea much like Billy Wright stole the idea for Bullseye from my old colleague who some old uns may remember from the local ametuer football scene .
The gent that was/is Micky Haycock !!
It's semantics really.
But he did shoot his mouth off
It is definitely not an easy gig but he offers up many excuses along with jam tomorrow type statements plus a touch of mendacity.