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The real trick to getting likes is to call Grendel mates with Tim Fisher and then throw in a devilish pun about one or either of their names. Scientific gold.

I forgot the other part of the double header - 'usual suspects'/U + UR MATES!

I think that's why the club haven't outright denied it, because then Les Reid would be all 'Ooooooooooooooh, touched a nerve did I?' which would win him a shitload more awards.

'Touched a nerve' kills brain cells every time it's used as defence.

The club have officially announced that they have no comment, which makes this feel a little more than the usual load of bollocks rumour.

They're already part of the English football league system with the handful of other Welsh teams.

A contract extension is basically insurance against a free transfer, we all know this. Let's just enjoy that little extra layer of security it provides.

Fucking hell.

Blow football also had the added realism of postponements due to a salivalogged pitch.

Stop listening to Shoutsport, outrage and 'controversy' is their oxygen.

Change your posts per page setting and it's only 6 pages of drivel.

At this point I think he'd just be delighted people are still paying attention to it.

Complaining and libel are a million miles apart, nobody's got anything to worry about except maybe that odd fella who suggested hassling Tim Fisher's kids at school.

Not if you laugh yourself into a coma, like my friend Bob Sacamano

That's a bit harsh, he's only had a few minutes. Wasn't there a better photo the Telegraph could use for 'young striker impresses teammates'? This is how I imagine I look when playing:

Kid on the right's really going for it.

I don't know whether I'd agree that he's the definitive best leftback in the division, but if you were compiling a list of around 50 contenders he'd definitely make that cut.

Luther's another I'd go with. Each series is only 3-4 episodes each too.

Without spoiling anything too much, the walkers increasingly just become background danger like annoying insects rather than the major threat.