Sonofabitch. Hastings tried to screw me over by giving me a renewal that was an increase on last year's insurance. I cancelled it and then found a much better price online - it was Hastings.
This would surprise me if true, I wouldn't have thought he'd sign such a long-term contract with us if his head were turned that easily. He had already shown form at this level so could have insisted on a contract to the end of the season alone if he wanted.
It's a shame you didn't say so originally, it would have made for quite the sharp wound from such a rapier mind. Now it's more an addendum, and that hurts nobody. Draft this awesome smack talk before unleashing the pain in future.