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The arc it took, you'd have to regularly smash your teeth in every sip for it to be an accidental slip.

It's not about the screen itself, it's the score display - they're sticking with the retro one from last week Instead of the basic modern variant They said that the score and time look different from the name because they are live rather than static, but now it's staying they might be...

I used to routinely put a few quid on Elliott Ward to score for us, he had the usual centre back odds as nobody seemed aware that he was our penalty taker. Magical days.

I don't understand cashing out and laying results so I do simple and rare bets. I basically registered on every site for the signup bonuses, but luckily new ones keep popping up, which should see me right for my losing Euro 2016 bets.

The sweet spot for compensation is to get Jeremy Clarkson to chop a Frenchman's leg off.

Bjork's one of those who I think has been shortlisted for every Brit Awards in history. If Adele wasn't around Annie Lennox would probably be taking all the female awards by default.

Poor Father John! If you muted your TV at the right time, I swear you would have heard your entire street shout 'who?' from their houses.

All I heard about him was how terrible he was but I couldn't name you a single song he did apart from that very early sugary 'Baby' song which was a right load of bollocks. All the recent stuff I've heard is pretty good, although I reckon he still is a bit of a bellend, he's just playing humble...

Pele's another like that. Think of the most famous clips of him in 1970 - the Gordon Banks save, selling the keeper an outrageous dummy, shooting from the halfway line - didn't score a single one of them. Chancer!

I feel sorry for the defender who now has an own goal on his record.

I like how the Brits is always so unpredictable and you can't just tell who's winning the awards based on who turned up.

To derail a media career that can be lucrative as well as have months of abuse from snarling morons I'm not sure I would. Apparently he's been promoted within the BBC while this is going on and as part of the ruling will have to sign some kind of non-disclosure agreement. Seems a bit suss.

Al Bangura Stuart Urquhart Arron Lee-Barrett Ronnie Ekelund?

Death threats from online idiots too, he's not exactly had the best year of his career.

I hated the Royle Family specials, they made what were once grounded and fairly realistic characters into wall-to-wall morons.

Apparently so yeah, he had to cut a dramatic amount of weight to get into fight shape which contributed - http://uproxx.com/sports/dada-5000-heart-stopped-nearly-died-kimbo-slice/ I'm not massively into MMA, but Bellator strikes me as a pound shop next to UFC's Harrods.

I think garage was just long ago enough now for it to count as nostalgia so he'll ride that for a bit and then go back to whatever he was doing hopefully. I heard his new stuff and it may as well have been an unearthed track from 2001.

They were all brought in to the community by someone they'd never met and Jesus had the chance to shoot Darryl's face off if he wanted to, so you could see why they'd sympathise with him. The van slowly rolling into the lake was like some kind of wacky Top Gear clip though, and why leave the car...

Richard Madeley killed Sacha Baron Cohen in the same way Leigh Francis did for Craig David.

The fella fighting Kimbo nearly died at some point, his heart stopped beating. They looked like drunkards slowly swinging at nothing.