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True. Look how angry it all got when the formation of Cov United was announced.

I think we are more likely to get 'That's why Trump bought Greenland.'

I'm getting my wife a packet of toilet rolls because she is full of shit.

Investigate? What happened to out first bounce?

Or, as with the Labour Party... Anti-semantics.

Ah, but you just wait til you get to Birmingham and try and get past passport control and customs.

Possibly until the truth comes out maybe.

Not at all. I had a moustache from the age of 6.

Well, this is Grendel, so are you sure about that?

Isn't a parody supposed to be funny? Isn't this a bit like opening a Christmas present only to find that it is just the Christmas paper and there is nothing inside?

I have not seen any of the animal heads pasted on to bodies. Is there an owl in there by any chance?

Terrible though isn't it, when you are having to choose the least worst option, rather than a party and leader you can have faith in.

I know this might be a bit obvious, but when you and he hang out together, do you have a whale of a time?

Better than No Limits?

I can define envisage Grendel savagely abusing himself every night for sure.

I think one of the biggest faux pas Boris made was when he said in regard to Islamophobia in his party that it was one bounce and they are out, but then later when Nick Robinson spoke of Tory candidates retweeting Islamophobic comments, Boris replied with that all of the candidates have now...

One thing that always puzzles me is that when Johnson asks Corbyn how can he negotiate a Brexit deal when he is neutral, why Corbyn doesn't repsond with 'Well, Theresa May negotiated a deal and she voted remain!'

Still covered if bought in advance.

Really? I didn't think Corbyn was that great, but I thought Boris seemed rather clueless and just inserted Get Brexit Done into every answered question, whether it was on Islamophobia, the NHS or terrorists.

Johnson wants to build a bridge to Trumpton. Ohh, sorry, Trumptown.