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The Dorm? Yeah? Never been there.

Yup. We tend not to lose when we don't play.

I think I might wait until Wife Death Day to celebrate

Ermm....they need to correct the 'married to Bridget Fonda' though.

BBC News - Peter Fonda, star of Easy Rider, dies aged 79 Peter Fonda, star of Easy Rider, dies aged 79

Oh, I liked that, but am not sure whether I should have or not.

The Baseball Ground was shocking. I even thought so at the time.

How can he see properly to find the land if his eyes are bleeding?

I'm still having a bit of a lie down from 'the Greggs.'

Was he your favourite player before the tight shorts?

In a totally non-gay way from his perspective, or yours?

Today I may go to the Ham with my daughter to have a fee and a ini in the Bucks. Then we will go to &M and maybe buy her an at before then getting the ain back home again. If not the Ham, we will just go to the Try instead. That's if I can get her off the Ox and stop her from playing the Craft...

My best friend is in the Lo at the moment, though she is from Don. Last year she went to the Cow.

Do people, honestly, seriously call it the Dorm?

I never saw Benidorm play. What position was he?

You can drink, but it is mainly bodily fluids.

No, I didn't have one. Was taken into hospital and only managed to get out on my wedding day. What a mistake that was!!

Never, ever been on a stag do. Am I alone in that?

No, but a burrito does.

Or the Nick version Michael Rose, studs knee high, hallelujah Michael Rose, kicks your thigh, hallelujah Michael Rose, scrapes your shins, hallelujah Breaks the rules, but he wins, hallelujah Michael Rose, commits a foul, hallelujah Michael Rose, rapes your owl, hallelujah