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Easy, Torch. Ditch the City, save the planet.

A pound a week. ;)

So, what are you, animal, vegetable, mineral, or plant?

I take it you are not an accountant.

Tony Blair really killed that many?

They've also banned loose coffee. That will probably filter down too.

Yup. Old school.

A pound a week can't be 34% surely?

Yeah, I know. I need a haircut.

It's the new age of fake fear and overstatement.

I'm the same, but with bicycle seats after the women's time trials.

Saucer innit?

I hope it's not my daughter. Her tea's on the table. RIP though all the same.

The Brum one is probably linked to my daughter's school. They took a girl away in an ambulance today, apparently showing symptoms. Could be the same family.

Selling stuff to that horny bloke in the very hot basement.

preferably kids of away fans only.

So true, as I found out to my cost with that whole 'soul' thing.

You need to change your diet.

So true, but some have actually told me they deliberately ignored messages. As I said before, how do they know it is not important?

You talking about our Boris?