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Attack, attack, attack, goal, goal, goal . Game over after 11 minutes.

Anyone below Wycombe I would have thought.

Well, my dad hasn't washed his hands since 1947, so there's a problem right there.

Have Tesco got a limit of how many per customer?

Nope, but you may have more luck with the Jew's harp.

I pretty sure Anne Frank didn't play the drums. She would have been discovered a lot earlier.

I take it that's before you trampled on it and covered it in dogshit?

Tomorrow I will probably buy the same again.

36 2l bottles of water, 144 anti-bacterial wipes, 50 packets of dried pasta, 200 toilet rolls and 30 bottles of hand gel.

As it's the early days of football, there should be plenty of brutality in it for you, Nick.

Tesco at the Arena was barmy nuts today. I really didn't wish to go, but my dad insisted he needed stuff. Not seen such long queues at the tills.

Yep, he changed his mind. Quite rightly so. I think Burge would have carried on coming and be completely done. I think changing his mind was a good adjustment by him. He didn't panic. Burge would have panicked.

Umm.... Daniel James was born in England, but chose to play for Wales.

He should be playing though, surely.

On 5 Live. Not sure where she was from. Not the WHO, but another official body.

Yup. We are talking about who we are offloading for next season, before we have even gone up this season.

Yup. Hopefully I will be dizzy for all the right reasons.

It's just like my eyes are on a conveyor belt, so I can be looking straight head and not deviating my vision at all, but my eyes feel like they are moving to the right. So weird. I've been prodded, poked, injected, examined and electrical impulsed and that was even before I arrived at the...

What was said today that it is a lot more deadly than the flu and there is no vaccine. It's way OTT the way it is portrayed, but it shouldn't be dismissed out of hand as something trivial.

Saw a guy in Tesco today (it was crazy in there, but my dad said he wanted some shopping) and he had 36 big bottles of water in his trolley.