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I'm the same with ghosts, gods, aliens and women licking themselves. Won't believe it until I see it.

Could put our game on Saturday in doubt. Only needs one player to be confirmed, or any club official having had any contact with anyone carrying. Soon be a domino effect I think. Fingers crossed this isn't the case, but it seems inevitable that games will get postponed.

I'm very happy to be the last one. Let's nail it first.

Concern for her mum, obviously.

Good fightback from Kelty.

Three points in a Basque, suspenders and gimp mask.

Tell me about it.

Except for Fylde. They won 2-1.

Material or beef?

A peak? You came?

Another one? Two in a minute?

'Chin, chinenny, chin chinenny, chin, chin cher-oo, Mackems are crying and covered in poo.'

And will we have to start playing Kastaneer again?

Isn't that the one she turned up for only to find out it had been cancelled?

Damn. How long for? I'm dying for a wee.

Damn. Fylde just scored.

Whoop whoop

Don't tell me, I'm desperately trying to find it on iFollow.