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Shocking to think isn't it.

If you are going to go for it, I recommend you go for Amazon Prime rather than Sky Store. Invisible Man - £15.99 at both Sky and Amazon, but Sky is only SD and Amazon is HD. I thought the Invisible Man was a great movie.

Many are, Nick. I've heard many people say they just want the essentials and even though they don't want to queue, they feel they have had to. Crazy days

To be fair, I have been moaning about people going to pubs AND about queuing at supermarkets. Same shitaboutery really. The government should have closed the pubs thought not have just suggested that people don't go.

Happy Birthday, Wingy birthday in two weeks, Wingy. Worst for me, because it's my wife's birthday on the same day and I usually try my very best to avoid her, but this year it is going to be impossible, because we are both going to be stuck in. Just wondering if now might be a good time to...

They need to at least be labelled idiots for sure. I see any big queue to get in and I just turn on my heels. I suppose you could leave all the food rammed into your cupboards and brand new chest freezer to someone in your will couldn't you.

Yup, wish you all the best too, weeman.

I hope that arrogant prick, Robins, doesn't leave it too late with subs. Grrrr. Could be a good time to rest McCallum and give Giles a go too.

Yup, that is exactly what I did. Unfortunately though, our garage has no electricity.

My wife already thinks I'm a joke, so occasionally I do like to slip one in there.

Damn! I was formulating my response, but you beat me to me.

That's easy for you to say. I am down to my last 14 cartons of soya milk and am beginning to panic a little.

Good time to go vegan!!!! Grab that lentil and pea-shoot roast before they're nabbed too.

Charts and graphs

I've now realised what all the toilet roll is for. With house-fulls though, people are going to have to wait until everyone is fast asleep.

You selfish git. Does everything have to be about you?

Everything he ever says is c**tish. Don't know why anyone even gives him time of day.

A few more deaths closer to home?

I joked to my wife the other day, there will be bank security van carrying 250 grand and behind it, a Tesco delivery van and it will be the Tesco truck that will get targeted.

I used that same joke two days ago re my 15 year old daughter. Didn't post it up here though, so you are forgiven. ;)