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Just tell her to stop doing it in future, the lazy git.

No need. I now walk around everywhere with a Chamois leather in a wet bag. More than happy to help.

I might try it. Winter muddying up your number plate is clearly making cars faster.

Winter only attacking the number plate and leaving the rest of the car pretty much untouched? Yeah. Could be. Winter is a barsteward Ike that.

Anyone else noticed the latest trend with drivers? Dirtied up number plates. Seen so many lately. The car may be a little dirty, but the number plate, filthy, deliberately so, so you cannot read the registration. Then then speed through everything. Seeing several a day now, so word is getting...

Nope, I don't want him here either, but he does a lovely vegan sausage roll

I didn't know Pointless did smart meters. I thought you just got the Pointless Trophy and the cash if you won.

Not a half and half hat?

I do like the idea of an ejector seat. Maybe I will take my missus up in one for my birthday.

Yep, heard of Rodman too.

No, that was Moe.

Well, I've heard of those two. Not this guy though.

I had never heard of him. I don't follow basketball, but I should still have heard of the name. I knew of Michael Jordan and Magic Johnson, but this guy, nope. RIP anyway and a real tragedy.

Should have worn a half and half scarf. Then everyone would have wanted to batter you

Matt Harris-Lucas?

I don't think I can get fired up over anyone with Keith in their name. Far too blokey.

It's tough living on another planet sometimes.

Not 15?

The classiest topic of yesteryear, I think you mean.

No, she was just a Batman fan.