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Lucky devil. Does the missus know?

I have said before, you could get a device so accurate, a player could be offside by the merest microfibre sticking out from his football sock Just apply common sense and VAR is workable. At the moment, it is a farce and a joke. Like there is no such thing as level. Apply the right, extreme...

Possibly in his lounge, on the sofa.

I totally agree with This comment on BBC Sport. "This is not football. If you showed 100 neutral fans that play and asked if it was offside, even in slow motion, not a single one would call it offside." Being for VAR doesn't mean we have to accept nonsense like this. No-one called offside on...

I don't think hardly anyone wanted this did they? I was totally for VAR, but for clear and obvious errors only and not where you need to measure in micro fractions of a millimetre. That goal should have stood.

My ex girlfriend was Chinese and she always used to wear a mask. She was just ugly though.

It's also to do with supporter safety too, so if stand roofs are rattling, or stuff is in danger of being blown over etc, it might not go ahead.

Yup and that's all to do with the weather. They're all postponed whether they like it or not.

I've not seen it either. I do mean to give it a whirl one day.

Ahh, the old after you marry them look.

Yes, exactly. Wasn't it only a couple of games ago that some on here were calling him an arrogant prick, a c**t and every name under the sun, screaming at him in the match thread, to bring on Hiwula, who'd barely kicked a ball in anger months? He definitely needs to keep reading the advice on...

Tell him not to take a taxi.

Ahh, good old Salty Suzie. Still at I take it?

Yeah. Scary, isn't it.

Yup. I do love my bat fried rice

I am having a Chinese takeaway tonight. Should I cancel?

I hope he never goes to Mississippi on his holidays and has his name called out. They will think it is yet another tax on their motor vehicles.

And leave Ant out of it.

Sourpuss in Boots?

Oh, all zero. Ming Central