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Nah, it was Les bringing people together you fool! After this, he should tour zoos and get hesitant pandas to finally have sex with each other and preserve the species. Maybe reunite Korea via Instagram?

Just imagine.

Wait, only one N. Give me a minute, all I had was stuff revolving around the word wanking.

Wanking is loathed, ok? (You have to pretend some letters are missing for the sake of filth)

Exactly my thoughts.

Les Reid is David Hasselhoff, and this is his Berlin Wall.

Aw shiiiiiiiiiit. I'm not expecting anything to actually come of these talks, but the fact they're actually going to happen is something in itself.

I'm not getting the least bit excited until I see an awkward photo-op with someone signing a contract or holding aloft a Ricoh Arena scarf.

Get used to expelling bodily fluids for the TURMOIL IN THE OIL

That girl's terrifying. That's got to be from the making of The Ring or something.

People are posting gifs and behaving like kids?

Joy, what are you after? ................................... Vince, how 'bout you? (the part where he smells the cash kills me every time)

Anyone else mesmerised by Will Smith's hips there?

Wilson's signed on you say? http://youtu.be/BvfGpHe5ZDI

As he's on Twitter constantly retweeting praise in that odd way people do so they can promote themselves to people who are already following them anyway, he's obviously a bit of a self-publicist. He is right that people have begun to obsess over him though. Normally if someone loses credibility...

This good, me like a LOT news.

Trolling and cyberbullying aren't the same thing, they can just overlap. A troll will generally try to rope in as many people as possible rather than a particular target.

I'm certain that Matty_CCFC is on the whole double agent thing too, it's the only explanation that doesn't make me want to weep salty tears for the future of humanity.

So the people calling it Xbox 720 before it was named weren't too far off the money then.