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I was thinking more "legs akimbo", but each and every to their own I guess.

Mine was not allowed to take anything from the drawers or fridge until she was about 12

Lady Godiva obviously mentioned in a Queen song, but also in a Marx Brothers song too. Also a link to the City in an episode of Columbo.

How do you think I met my wife?

Give me £50 and I will get it changed.

"rotting away in non-league" is not educated opinion though is it. I think if you had just said you thought he might end up in non-league, there wouldn't have been an issue.

It's not that though is it, that rankles with some. It's the "rotting away in non-league". Provocative. And some have been provoked. I avoid Twitter like the plague. A lot of people just want to get noticed.

Oh, I have wrapped and parcelled them up now, Harry. You want a photo of me in your pants BEFORE I send them back then?

I can just picture you in the leather shorts, Harry

I do associate with the south more, but that is only because it is warmer and I am a wuss.

Midlands. Never considered us to be up north and never considered us to be down south. No affinity or association with either. Midlands, first and always and only.

Well, yes, all of them except for Bob.

She leaves the sacks, just takes the bins.

Why not just go for an extreme titanium stream app. £80 a year and you get all the Sky Sports, all Sky Movies, all films that haven't even been made yet and to sleep with Jennifer Lawrence, her sister and all her cousins. You also get a free Fortnum and Mason hamper pack and a luxury yacht...

Unless you have four hands, I don't think that is physically possible to be quite honest.

Salty snowflakes, the lot of them.

This bloke's name isn't James Raffell by any chance is it?

Maybe, but have you seen EastEnders Barry's tackle?