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It may be self-contained and indicative of nothing else, but this at least gives me a tiny glint of hope that we can get the senior team back where they belong. I'm clinging to that.

Dear Mrs/Ms Garlick I would like a big comfy seat and vendors bringing me food to my seat and my own parking space and be able to get out quickly and also a scalextric and some transformers I've been really good this year special xxx

I chose mine specifically to bring joy and a little sexual uncertainty to all your lives.

Didn't they obscure that camera near the station that was raking in record profit too? I avoided going that way out of sheer paranoia after seeing that.

There's a sneaky bus lane camera at the bottom of Sky Blue Way going on to that roundabout that's catching a few people unawares recently.

Can't really answer No.2. I've got no interest in Sixfields, but I can't really say I'm actively boycotting it either. I'm just not bothering.

Nice of him to reply in detail.

Did you know that you can actually bet on WWE match outcomes with some bookies? Paddy Power's one I know of. I guess they had bets on Eastenders storylines so it's a similar concept, but these are things already written out, it's mental.

Imagine you're in Dubai, you live in your eighty-bedroom mansion on a man-made island shaped like the rings of Saturn and turn on your 500" TV and you get Hartlepool vs Coventry in the FA Cup. Money really can't buy happiness.

This post had it covered early. You'd have to go up close to notice anything, and there's no reason to these days.

I'd like to include Nicklas Bendtner and his Paddy Power pants in that.

South Korea's progress in 2002 was pretty shameful. Didn't that ref end up getting banged up for some other mad offence later on? EDIT: six kilos of heroin in his pants. You'd have to explain some monster piles to get away with that.

Not meant literally. They're not just getting yellow cards either, one lad got himself sent off.

To build on South African sand would cost a few rand

I think it might have been Matt Le Tissier owned up to doing that, although it seemed to be laughed off in a 'what is he like?' kind of way.

Oh yeah it'd be a ballache, I just mean proximity-wise Ryton's just about close enough. It'd be similar to the Brandon site theorised, anything involving going across that bypass would be horrendous.

This isn't really match-fixing in the much wider sense like Calciopoli in 2006. This is some dickheads getting yellow cards for a few quid.

You'd struggle to find people who believe it's a reality, never mind getting excited about the prospect.

Ryton would probably be close enough for me for this mysterious hypothetical stadium of magic dust. I don't remember ever crossing that shitty roundabout and suddenly feeling like I'd stepped into another realm.

The third option applies for me now. I can't say that'll never change, but I have zero interest in any of the bi-weekly new club proposals.