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  1. Otis

    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Yup. You can go out, but you can't go out out
  2. Otis

    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Well, we all have to tell the truth. The police will notice the red cheeks if we are fibbing.
  3. Otis

    Who is our most successful penalty taker of all time?

    And what about you, Clarrie? How many did you score?
  4. Otis

    2020

    Alien invasion, but they all catch Coronavirus and die and we get to drive around in alien spaceships the rest of the year round, thus paving the way for 4 lane vertical motorways.
  5. Otis

    Alex Salmond

    Can't say I have been following it too closely, but it seemed a pretty much nailed on conviction I thought. 12 different charges and cleared of the lot.
  6. Otis

    Who is our most successful penalty taker of all time?

    I love how Killer blasted them. Don't think the keeper dare get in his way.
  7. Otis

    Who is our most successful penalty taker of all time?

    I wasn't trying to suggest just the modern era, that was just an aside that I thought Dion was out of modern times.
  8. Otis

    Who is our most successful penalty taker of all time?

    Not sure how accurate this is, but this says he scored 10 and missed none. Dion Dublin - Penalty goals
  9. Otis

    Alex Salmond

    BBC News - Alex Salmond cleared of all sexual assault charges Alex Salmond cleared of all sexual assault charges Well, that surprised me. Lots of different women accusers wasn't it?
  10. Otis

    Who is our most successful penalty taker of all time?

    In the modern era, it would have to be Dion wouldn't it?
  11. Otis

    2020

    God's too busy spreading the virus to be concentrating on natural disasters.
  12. Otis

    2020

    That is our only salvation. If they can just give us the title it will at least give us one tiny little thing to smile about in a sea of despair.
  13. Otis

    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    I was only asking for her to break them in for a friend.
  14. Otis

    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    You try telling that to Keiko in that online/webcam chatroom. What the hell is wrong with anal beads the size of basketballs?
  15. Otis

    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Locksmith
  16. Otis

    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    2 metres apart, obviously.
  17. Otis

    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Or a new hospital.
  18. Otis

    Woman kills random child

    Cheers. Only heard it second hand.
  19. Otis

    Woman kills random child

    Just wondering if it was a revenge attack for something, terrorism, someone drunk, someone on drugs etc. etc. Would guess they were mentally ill, but I hadn't even read the story, hence my asking.
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