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I personally am appalled that this player from a foreign country isn't fully aware of someone who enjoyed his moment of success a few years before he was born. The fact he didn't drown himself in research upon signing like in totally relevant car company job interviews is probably the reason...

Yes, but imagine that happened every five minutes of every day. You'd very quickly want them to just fuck off.

Collymore is inundated with racist abuse every day, it must stop being funny pretty quickly. Of course they're a bunch of idiots just doing it for attention, but the more they get hauled up for it, the less it happens.

'Ignore them until they go away' doesn't really work on Twitter, as it seems to attract a special class of idiot who will just hurl abuse at any passing target under the mistaken believe that anonymity is some kind of carte blanche to be a twat. The more they're pulled up on it the better really.

They can be covered up nicely with tinfoil hats in public, we've got enough to spare here.

We've all been to exciting places and taken great photos.

The fella from The Darkness has aged badly.

The sooner people stop obsessing about Grendel here, the better.

This is the funniest thing in the thread.

This is a mad question. The people not currently going to games are the EXACT people they want to get back, of course they should try to involve them.

Just to note also, the four pages aren't inclusive of that double-page shot. It's got a writeup on each of the seven players mainly.

Isn't Instagram a photo thing?

It's a little backward to see people who leap on everything Grendel ever says then complain about the same old shit.

Del Boy siding with Denzil, this is perfect!

The last time Denzel was over on the continent it ended with Del Boy, Rodney and Boycie accidentally kidnapping a chap and ending up arrested. That was a god-awful episode so by pure logic I'm against this move from the off.

To add to the goalfest stats, I read somewhere* Leon Clarke's 27 in 2013 is one of the best calendar years a Cov goalscorer has ever had. *it may even have been on here

'Carlos Tevez appears to be fisting Rio Ferdinand during a game of football. Ferdinand has an unhappy expression which lends itself well to this opportune photograph'

Argh!

There's also another similar magazine (I think it's new but can't remember the name, it's in supermarkets) that's got a double-page feature on Callum Wilson.

I'm with you, I've never heard of it in football before. You'd just smash your toes to pieces.